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one of the major issues with the internet is that at any time something could go wrong on the internet

*fires up stack exchange*

"do computers borp?"

puppy don't give no fucks about silly concepts like "time" or "space"

puppy advanced

puppy beyond that shit

when people make fun of me because every cupboard and drawer in my house is full of springs i just laugh because i know someday they will try to play an import game on their domestic PS1 and they will be sweating trying to figure out how without the right spring

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yeah yeah yeah i could make like a decent fascimile by screwing a twist tie around or something like shitty macguyver or whatever but you think i don't give a shit about tolerances? you think i am here just fucking around with fake springs i just made out of a toilet paper roll?

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like fuck me up and down if i needed a spring and didn't have it how embarrassing would that be i would die

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yeah 300 springs i need 300 springs even if i don't just imagine if i ran into a situation where a small spring would really do the trick honestly any size spring could be so indispensable given all the crazy circumstances that come up so just ship me as many springs as possible and i will put it on my credit

smashing my foot on the bed frame as a bit

aw dag i'm listening to bluegrass again how the heck did that happen

it’s tuesday and the sun is shining and i feel like i have enough spoons to leave the house y’all know what that means that’s right we are going to the bear bar to sit quietly in the corner and ignore all the hot dudes while i mastercraft some fresh delicious tootsies for direct delivery to your TL

and yes i am going to be calling them tootsies from now on until i forget

hmm would be cool if i could attach like txt or md files to tootsies

i guess to clarify the original notice about massachusetts is from a pennsylvania debt collection agency, which i suppose massachusetts is maybe a bit too busy with other things to contact me directly about their issues

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being an adult is living in washington and receiving a notice from massachusetts that you are no longer allowed to drive there because of a toll you didn't know about three years ago along with another notice printed on the same date from new york about not being allowed to renew your registration with no actual explanation about any of it

well took about an hour to unpack xcode and copy it in and install the developer tools than another couple of hours to make all the cdrdao dependencies from source apparently and then maybe only 10 more minutes to burn the actual disk but behold

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wowwee looks like it's gonna take a loooong time to install all these deps sure ain't so easy to burn a cd in 2023 unless you buy some sort of modern cd drive thing or maybe use windows

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such a cheeky message from brew 2/2 

Do not create any issues even if you think this message is unrelated.
Any opened issues will be immediately closed without response.
Do not ask for help from Homebrew or its maintainers on social media.
You may ask for help in Homebrew's discussions but are unlikely to receive a response.
Try to figure out the problem yourself and submit a fix as a pull request.
We will review it but may or may not accept it.

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such a cheeky message from brew 1/2 

Warning: You are using macOS 10.13.
We (and Apple) do not provide support for this old version.
It is expected behaviour that some formulae will fail to build in this old version.
It is expected behaviour that Homebrew will be buggy and slow.
Do not create any issues about this on Homebrew's GitHub repositories.

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