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*uncharacteristically at a social event*

them: this has been fun! we have to stay in touch... do you have FACEBOOK???

me, wincing: haha it's funny you ask, i don't, crazy right?

them, aghast and backing away: wow what do you do? Instagram?!

me: well, no... i don't really believe in...

them, disappearing into the darkness as the lights turn off: well how do you even talk to other people???

me, alone and whispering: i... run... my own instance...

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all i wanna do is

*gunshot sounds*

*cash register sound*

and watch voyager

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when mastodon finally ends the timeline suddenly goes dark then the lights come up and everyone you know is in the same auditorium clapping and congratulating you for being gay

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the *cracks a croix* that rocked the fediverse... the *cracks another croix with no plans to finish it* that brought all of mastdon to its knees.. yes a true crackageddon

*chugs some pamplemoose*

@trello please add tab completion to autofill cards already thanks

i was kind of let down when i searched for the best bear in all the world and that bear came up, i was excited to think i was about to discover some new amazing bear i had never heard of

not to put pooh bear down but i am not sure he's really "the best bear in all the world" that seems like a bit of a stretch and i really gotta question the methodology behind determining that designation

whatever just get your stupid moss piglets out of my bear search terms

some serious tartigrade fans about to come out of the woodwork and start getting on me for talking shit about tartigrades

is there a website that just has pictures of bears and that's it

i guess maybe some podcasts are still ok too

kind of burned out on everything on the internet at this point besides the fedi tbqh

the slip turned into the barr brothers after they gave up on living in the US and moved to Montreal so you can find these overly qualified folk musicians here i guess thebarrbrothers.com

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@friskywhiskers I cancelled Spotify and budgeted the money I was spending to buy an album or so a month on bandcamp and I feel like this is better for both me and the artists

all this because i just wanted to hear how stupid i am off of the suprise me Mr Davis only in Montreal EP and that doesn't exist on the internet anymore

fuck this i would rather save ten dollars a month and listen to my CD collection you capitalist assholes

this is the reason im fucking deleting spotify all these services embed themselves into your life and you forget there's a whole world that exists outside of them, the only slip albums are eisenhower and alive electric/acoustic and angels come on time isn't there so it's like it never happened

so you get all those songs cut down to fit into a 45 minute record and all the breathing room and transitions were axed so it sounds too polished

the issue with listening to eisenhower after all these years is that it's still just a glaringly obvious abbreviated version of the time the slip decided to do pop but still be a jam band and that period was the only time a jam band wasn't excessively intolerable

it's funny every time because they immediately try to use the knife

logging into your silent hill 2 streams just to tell you to use the knife

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