How do I break the cycle?
As far back as can be remembered, my family has maintained a strong tradition known as "Hate yourself. Get up at 5AM to get ready for the day. Drink too much coffee to compensate for your masochistic
@ian I'm using this Android Mastadon application to toot, but it's not all that great at pushing me notifications
I missed u guyz
The kimchee has run out. What's a poor boy to do?
Q: How many times have you factory-reset your phone due to forgotten swipe passwords?
A: Well, I mean, not that many. It's definitely less than five.
the year we started playing sobriety games because political drinking games got too out of hand
🧠: "Hey get up it's time to get up! Today will be a wonderful day!"
🧙: "It's 4:45. I was up past midnight."
🧠: "Oh that's silly; you're silly! It's time to get up!"
🧙: "I'm not getting out of bed, fuck off."
🧠: "I just cranked your metabolism and cortisol levels. Embrace the day or get all sweaty and restless. Your choice!"
🧙: "Jesus fucking christ fuck it all fuck me goddamnit fuck"
1. Forget breakfast
2. Too busy for lunch
3. Go out, drink a beer
7. Flash drunk on empty stomach
11. Oh look at this dumb food I ordered it's stupid I would have never orderdded this sthing somber!11!