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it's wild in this world you can pay someone to put together a sandwich and then pay someone else to take it apart before you can even get to eat it

also funny TSA story almost missed my flight because an agent pulled my bag because they found my submarine sandwich to be particularly suspicious so they took it apart looking for explosives

there's nothing that i find more relaxing in a chill hop tune than a sample of someone cocking a gun

me, looking over armor list during character creation: yeah i think i want this erutaki coat so my half orc bloodrager can be styling like drake

dm: this coat is worn by the erutaki human tribes and the snowcaster elves, i don't see how a half orc could have one

me: so you gonna let this guy have a character named tom nook but drake parka on a half orc is killing the lore

dm: *blank stare*

me: yeah fine, i buy the armored coat but it's an armored parka and i look like a bloodraging drake

well that was a great show wish i didn't have to get on home to my dog and my pajamas but those kids will just stay on your lawn if you aren't there to tell them to get off of it

looks like we gonna play all the soul coughing stuff jam rock style tonight

yeah i am pretty glad they are doing a fast food orchestral surf space rock opera as a opening

there is no shame here in long john silver anymore

and we have some baby men in ski masks playing orchestral surf rock

what are all these other people doing here

do they like music too?

i came like 30 minutes before doors because i am old now and want to read and not fuck with parking

i am out at a show for the first time in like years

the only thing i ever wanted was an EMERALD P

hello fedifriends i am about to make a regretful decision to watch more enterprise

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