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ok all i gotta do is find enough give a damn to switch all the colors to be more blue ocean themed and get rid of that elephant

did i mention that your timeline will load about 180% slower that is because of how long it takes to get toots under water and our server is literally a single droplet in a digital ocean and i've converted all of the available space to swap every single byte of it so the applications are constantly thrashing like a schooner in a class 5 hurricane and that's just part of the magic folks the magic of the true slow web

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Bering’s crew killed many of the remaining sea cows for their meat and hides, and subsequent expeditions to the area killed the rest. The Steller’s sea cow probably was extinct by 1768.

The Steller’s sea cow was the largest of the sirenians. It inhabited the Pacific Rim from Japan to California. Climate change and native hunting reduced its range to the Aleutian Islands in Alaska. It was there that a Russian explorer, Captain Vitus Bering, first saw and described the Stellar’s sea cow. He and his crew had been forced to spend the winter in Alaska when their ship became stranded. The year was 1741 and the sea cow was rare; there were perhaps 1,000 to 2,000 individuals.

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Steller's sea cow (Hydrodamalis gigas) is an extinct sirenian discovered by Europeans in 1741. At that time, it was found only around the Commander Islands in the Bering Sea between Alaska and Russia; its range was more extensive during the Pleistocene epoch, and it is possible that the animal and humans previously interacted. Eighteenth century adults would reach weights of 8–10 metric tons (8.8–11.0 short tons) and lengths up to 9 meters (30 ft).

man i love how long my timeline takes to load seacow dot social is definitely going to be dedicated to an authentic slow web experience

just dug up an iBook g4 that shit is almost faster than my old MacBook 2012

*yawnz* yeah i think the first thing i'm going to do today is click this post button

TTFT (time to first toot) is like 60s time to upgrade my hosting to a pentium 2

yeah it was probably for the best that seacow was throwing 500s the past few days my takes are way too hot rn

The Sirenia, commonly referred to as sea cows or sirenians, are an order of fully aquatic, herbivorous mammals that inhabit swamps, rivers, estuaries, marine wetlands, and coastal marine waters. The Sirenia currently comprise the families Dugongidae (the dugong) and Trichechidae (manatees) with a total of four species. The Protosirenidae (Eocene sirenians) and Prorastomidae (terrestrial sirenians) families are extinct.

that minit game sure is swell i like that you don't have to play it very long and you can just stop whenever you want to yeah you can stop whenever you feel like it real easy

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