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always weird to see people around using shit i’ve worked on

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- ANSI Z26.1-1996 AS5 GP polycarbonate etching, King County Metro Bus service route 11, DROOL 2024

pretty sure i am winning mastodon so hard right now that my server is choking on processing all them stars and boostos, probably gonna overflow the score buffer and crash the whole fedi when all my points get uploaded to the leaderboards

i just hate that i have to take my paint to go and like try to find a nice place in the park to sit and drink paint or worst of all take my paint home and drink it while sitting on the couch watching HGTV alone

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new business idea it’s a paint store with a patio where you can sit outside on nice days and enjoy drinking your paint

hey next time you are writing something in javascript try out this really great software development trick:

don’t write anything

just like walk away from the computer and out the door, then keep on going as far as you can while trying really really hard to search for any kind of beauty or meaning left in this world

whatever you do just don’t walk onto a bus that doesn’t move

wait the bus is moving everything is okay now

maybe i’m already dead maybe i died and didn’t notice and then my ghost ended up trapped for all eternity on a ghost bus that doesn’t move

i’m banging on the window why aren’t they helping why is no one helping the bus move help

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desperately eyeing the red handle next to me, it says i can pull down the handle and hold while pushing window out at bottom, it says EMERGENCY EXIT and this is an EMERGENCY

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i can see all these people out the window on the street they are just walking by like completely free to move about and breath air that is fresh air and not bus air

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i'm trapped on a bus that isn't moving and i am seriously starting to believe that i am going to die here

possibly by starvation or maybe everyone's sanity will deteriorate to the point that it becomes some sort of battle royale scenario which i am not at all equipped for

if you’re having a tough time understanding seattle it’s like the chicago of the west coast and like california exists nearby too i guess

my pagerduty alert is mostly just a reminder to grab some popcorn and watch a major social media website burn

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