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i think my favorite movie genre is furry documentary

did someone already make a joke about minting a NFTs so you can own a cryptogender yet

when i watch someone on youtube talk about what's going on currently on the internet i get the sense that i am looking into an alternate reality because i have no idea what they are talking about

sorry somehow in that last toot the keyboard on my phone got away from me

think i am going to boost a xlasxk🥚🚨🍍

too many pickled eggs is going to my brains

ian boosted

no wonder why surviving each day feels like an achievement when the amount of mental gymnastics necessary to navigate anything is olympic competition level

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also weird to live in a place where you become conditioned to shit enough where you would even discern between insurance and scam insurance since insurance is by definition a scam

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where the real game is at is all those companies in the few states that offer full stop scam insurance that literally pay out 0 because they are not required by local law to provide any actual coverage

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also they on some next level scam partnering up with payment processors that have predatory fees for kick backs, cost you 20 bucks to make a payment outside of mailing a check, and with lots of CTAs posted to encourage you to sign up for that EZ pay solution

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hospitals be like sending you a bill a full year later after they have you in the ER, but insurance companies won't float you a single day after the payment due

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pretty rad to live in the US and catch up on bills like one day too late and have health insurance like immediately "disconnected"

will seacow be receiving a much needed update tonight? only time will tell

4:45 and i am listening to the shenmue soundtrack and going deep into the backlog of colophon toots

there's no guarantee that your server will ever receive a toot

but it usually does

at this hour i definitely feel like i log into masto like i used to log into eq

and the best feature in this app? you can click on someone's picture to see all the bad posts they made

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