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thinking of buying a lot of bacon right now for no real great reason

yo just a big shout out to all y'all in the TL who actually clicked on my stream links and helped me game the system to qualify as affiliate by violating nearly every worthless capitalist TOS

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ok seriously last time tooting about this bullshit that doesn't matter we are at 2.75 / 3 average viewers for twitch.tv/friskywhiskers_ so i can redeem some bits (whatever those are) not much time left violating copyright laws and everything for this garbage

wouldn't dream of streaming copyrighted content in order to become a twitch affiliate

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2.2 / 3 still need more viewers META seacow.social STREAM A THONG @shoelessone @BeeBoss @chrimbus @eigh @zimny @monkeyslikebananas

i forgot to mention that there is literally nothing there to watch it's totally boring but i have like at least four or five people sitting in chat with tabs open while they work WE ARE GONNA GET THOSE BUTTS

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we're viewbotting the hell out of my twitch stream to hit 3 average viewers already at 1.41 come say hi twitch.tv/friskywhiskers_

life hack: wake up early to log even more screen time

so my friend bought some bits on twitch to give to me for fun or whatever but in order to give them to me i have to be an affiliate or something so i used some donations to buy a bunch of followers for 3 dollars now i am almost ready to GET. THESE. BITS.

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i'm not proud of it but there's a few links on hellsite that i added to the right rail

anyone do chillhop remixes of the stardew valley soundtrack yet

like i can't even imagine what kind of creative potential i would have if i wasn't so totally and utterly burned out on software development as my day job

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@shoelessone u should just post pictures of japan to seacow imho and drive up my s3 costs THANKS IN ADVANCE SEND TOOT

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