@codynova well look who decided to show up to the party

@friskywhiskers just chillin in Chicago. Feeling under the weather today so I'm hanging at home and vidjagamin'

@BeeBoss i am on the porch with a rainy watching the street like it’s a tv and the heat finally has finally started to break so it’s like tolerable

@BeeBoss you need to rest up imho videogames are def the right prescription also probably some soup and maybe a rainy

@friskywhiskers this answers all my questions and a lifetime more; I'm ready to join JC in pup heaven

@BeeBoss you want me to pick you up an 18 reel and put it in the cooler for you

@friskywhiskers yea when should I show up? I'm supposed to go ride motorbikes and regular bikes with Bert at some point but that's about it

@BeeBoss this weekend, next weekend, the weekend after that, but not the next weekend after that, then all the weekends in october except for the last one and then the weekend of the 12th of november and then any weekend after that and definitely new year’s you can come trash the place

@BeeBoss yeah it is cool glad we could align on this one

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@BeeBoss my mission now is to personally deliver a cold sweaty rainy into your hand the next time i see you

@BeeBoss since that would be literally the only thing that i can think of that would be any cooler

@BeeBoss well dang you totally destroyed me with this point

@friskywhiskers I appreciate your mission - we should take this offline (but online) and align our north stars so that they devour one another and become a supernova seen during the daytime

@friskywhiskers look, this is a paradigm shift we're talking about - it's imperative we socialize the the notion with all stakeholders invovled to maximize internal KPIs and ensure a clean to-market roadmap

@BeeBoss i think it’s better we reprioritize our deliveries to position our brand as an underdog amongst our competitors based off the latest real time metrics we’re seeing from our most engaged customer segments targeting dirty markets is likely to net more gains short term and set us up for a stronger showing in the early quarter earnings forecast call with our shareholders which is when we can drop the real paradigm shift of going totally employeeless

@friskywhiskers you've clearly been in 10x more brainrot meetings than I have recently. My condolences

@friskywhiskers also snorted pretty hard at 'real paradigm shift of going totally employeeless'

@BeeBoss the beer went through my sinuses when i wrote that then again when i wrote the follow up

@BeeBoss forbes is going to lose their actual shit over the first company to realize the holy grail of divide by zero levels of growth previously thought to be impossible by stacking a no cost no value product with the elimination of all losses traditionally necessitated by the labor of producing said product, in elevator pitch terms that any ycomb hacker news idiot can understand, we’re literally rewriting the definition of vaporware with a golden pen made of angel investor tears

@BeeBoss anyone who pays attention to my posting habits knows that i once again stopped by the bear bar on a friday night to ignore all the hot dudes while i drink a beer and master craft some shit posts for the fedi with my last generation s track iphone

@friskywhiskers you think @FollowBot@d-fens.systems is a Russian numbers station for people who like statistics on followers? Followers of followers, even

@BeeBoss @FollowBot@d-fens.systems you should see if you can beat me to the report and domain block buttons

@friskywhiskers from an equatorial nothing-matters viewpoint, all creative processes begin to shimmer with echoes of A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

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