*spends ten minutes mastercrafting a hilarious toot that's just gonna destroy the TL*
nah fuck it *deletes toot* i am just gonna toot the word butts again
*posts another butts toot*
if it ain't broke!
@jackdaw_ruiz like really how i ever gonna come up with something as good as the person who invented the butts word
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